Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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