Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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