Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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