hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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