I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
