No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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