my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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