I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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