Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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