You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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