She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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