I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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