If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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