I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
"it" just moved
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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