normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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