i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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