i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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