But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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