All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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