i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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