you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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