no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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