Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
operation harelip BJ is a go
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He passed out mid-signature
Operation Purity has been aborted
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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