Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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