Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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