everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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