Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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