I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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