Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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