i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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