I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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