I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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