I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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