You're my little dorito
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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