She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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