we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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