Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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