Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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