So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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