Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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