yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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