Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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