I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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