There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
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Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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