We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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