i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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