He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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