I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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