are you still at the devil's house?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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