Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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