they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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