I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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