I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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