grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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