some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Couch. On fire.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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