I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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