no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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