I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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