Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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