:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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