i just google imaged poop.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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The air was thick with penises
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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