Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize