I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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