ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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i think my cat just said my name.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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